Dear TNY, what a week of interiority and the examination of one’s own self-centered bullshit (turns out, we are all embarrassing sacks of doo-dungus), and here we sit looking at “Incoming”…

Dear TNY, Jesus Assfucking Christ is “Beauty Contest” terrible…

Dear TNY, it’s Tuesday.  And the reason I’m writing you on a Tuesday was not, in fact, my new busy interesting life, but is, instead, because I saw that your new story “According to Alice” was written by AI.

Dear TNY, another Monday and I’m plowing through another story; this one being “Our Time is Up”…

Dear TNY, it’s the end of October, which is astonishing, and I just finished up with “The Ghosts of Gloria Lara”…

Dear TNY, I’m writing this shit on a Monday (recently that’s been more difficult to accomplish) and the story you gave me was “Upstate”…

Dear TNY, it’s not Monday and I just got to “I Am Pizza Rat”…

Dear TNY, Monday.  “The Choc-Ice Woman”…

Dear TNY, “Heart” is this Monday’s bit of words…

Dear TNY, my life is a fucking movie and I’m at the part of the plot where we transition from heightened perfection to the fires of conflict into the realm of the deep, deep understanding…and you have given us “Bruises”.

Dear TNY, my head and face are sunburned and it’s another Monday and you have brought us “The Narrow Way”…

Dear TNY, what a wretched piece of shit “Ladies’ Lunch II”…wait, I mean “On the Agenda” is…

Dear TNY, well here we are in September and today’s offering is “Siberian Wood”…

Dear TNY, I guess the story for this week is “The Elephant Vanishes”… 

Dear TNY, just finished “The Autopsy” and I’m chuckling…

Dear TNY, Monday.  “The End is Only a Beginning”.  And what a title that is, both in its truth and its complete uselessness to the people who really need it…

Dear TNY, today would have been Ben’s 42nd birthday, Douglas Adams again phasing into view, and you give us “The True Margaret”…

Dear TNY, the Monday’s keep coming, and I hope they always will, and on this one you gave me “Yogurt Days”…

Dear TNY, this Monday has arrived, like others before it, and you have given us “A French Doll”…

Dear TNY, today is my birthday…