Dear TNY, it’s Wednesday and not Monday because I left town for a little vacation before a big vacation but, really, my whole life is a vacation and it’s so much better than your turd-filled landfill of a life, even if I want to die, and “A Visit from the Chief” is the bullshit that you gave…

Dear TNY, “The St. Alwynn Girls at Sea” is cockamamie baby fingers…

Dear TNY, of the +6000 words in “Ming”, I made it through about 300…

Dear TNY, the first story of the new year is “Prophecy” and it’s fucking dumb…

Dear TNY, hold onto your butts for this insanity, because what’s about to unfold is…something…

Dear TNY, I’m a week late on “The Leper” and I couldn’t get past the first thousand words.  Feels like another “nothing happens” story…

Dear TNY, “Revision” sucks…

Dear TNY, only a day late on “Between the Shadow and the Soul” and I’m pretty proud of that.  At this point, anyway…

Dear TNY, well color me fucking late because I’m just now writing to you regarding “Plaster”…

Dear TNY, “Paris Friend” is the offering you brought today…

Dear TNY, Monday again, and “Minimum Payment Due” is fucking lamecakes…

Dear TNY, I’m up to date on this absurd FTNY project after having just finished “Heavy Snow”…

Dear TNY, I’m a week late with “Honest Islands” but finally we have arrived…

Dear TNY, you have given me “From the Wilderness” as we enter this last week of October…

Dear TNY, Monday.  “War Dogs”.  Okay…

Dear TNY, it’s the middle of October and you offered up “My Camp”...

Dear TNY, here we go motherfuckers, with “Hi Daddy”, on this bright new Monday...

Dear TNY, another “Ladies” story on this Monday in which I find myself in Hawai’i; this one is called “Stories About Us”...

Dear TNY, “Ambrose” is this Monday’s attempt at a story...

Dear TNY, today’s story is “Autobahn” and I think it’s worthy of my time...