June 25, 2018 - The Luck of Kokura

Dear TNY,

Fuck you for thinking “The Luck of Kokura” is literature.  Fuck you for publishing it and having others believe that because you did it is literature.  Fuck you for spearheading this movement that heinously appalling writing can be considered noteworthy if it covers an agenda that will sell copy.

I should come up with copy/paste sentence to cover this type of shit (like you do with your rejection letters).  That way I don’t have to write the same letter every other week to your trash heap of a magazine.

Dear TNY,

You should be reminded that great writing makes a story, not an agenda.  You have once again failed to live up to your reputation and you should be ashamed you exist.

Yours only in the endeavor that if no one says anything, your sins will live on in darkness,

Nick

Yeah, that’s the ticket.  I’ll be using that in the future.

Back to this story, and to reiterate, fuck you. 

Nick