July 12th & 19th, 2021 - Satellites

Dear TNY,

Swing and a miss with “Satellites”.

This story had a fucking threesome in it and I couldn’t stop myself from skimming.  Seriously.  This is shaping up to be one of the worst fiction issues in the history of fiction issues.  You know what one of my favorite parts was before I started skimming and then just stopped skimming because it was total shit?  The percentages of what her husband was!  Just kidding because that was fucking stupid like the rest of this fucking superficial pukefuck.  Details fucking matter.  This story doesn’t.  Like your magazine.

I’d like to thank you, though, because this shit was supposed to take up my whole afternoon but these stories are so bad they won’t take up much time at all!

Huzzah for fiction so bad that the world is more interesting!

Way to Art, dickturds!

Nick