October 24th, 2022 - Tiny, Meaningless Things
Dear TNY,
“Tiny, Meaningless Things” is a rancid dickturd and you are an outright shiteater for publishing it.
I mean, fuck it. Fuck this shit. Fuck your stupid fucking fiction and fuck your stupid fucking insistence on publishing dickfuck writing and absolutely ruining an artform. Fuck all your readers that enjoy this shit. Fuck them for giving you their money. Fuck their money. Fuck you for taking it. Fuck your face, up and down, sideways and shit; fuck it right through a fucking window and down a few stories through the air before landing on the fire escape and fuck that shit right down a dozen flights of fire escape stairs and then fuck it in an oil-slicked puddle on the street, half-dug into the curb, a puddle filled with that water that gets squeezed out of all the combined trash in a dumpster and oozes out the bottom. Fuck all the time you have wasted and fuck you for doing it.
That’s it. I’m done.
Have a blessed fucking day.
Nick