November 19th, 2018 - Show Recent Some Love

Dear TNY,

I honestly wish I could unread “Show Recent Some Love”. I wish I could get my life back.  Why?  Here’s why you pigfuckers.

You hit a lot of #’s this one.  Social issues out the ass.  Let’s list some:

-                Drug abuse

-                #metoo

-                Homelessness

-                Corporate America

-                Apathy

-                The fight against apathy (kinda)

-                Male rejection of #metoo

-                Male sensitivity (separate from male acceptance of #metoo)

-                The lack of understanding of plumbing amongst authors who have no real life experience because they live under the gentle tap-tap-tapping of real world rain on their false umbrella of academia, but the pats on the back from fellow hiders is sufficient to continue their trajectory of living as hairless beasts on this earth in such a way they feel validated for existing while real authors with real experience are busy bleeding real blood for real content out in the real rain.

Alright, I’m stopping.  While I do believe that every one of these fucking issues/points matter, you have allowed the author to make them so uninteresting that this story cannot be appreciated by anyone.  Ever.  Forever. Not one fucking person.  Well, by that I mean anyone with any sort of understanding of literature.  Or reading.  Or thought.  Or breathing.  Or living. Seriously, no living thing, in all Kingdoms of life, should ever have to be subjected to the absolute waterboarding that witnessing this story is.

Summary: THE BANALITY OF THE LIFE IN THIS STORY IS AS SOUL-SUCKING AS READING A STORY ABOUT IT AND IS ABOUT AS INTERESTING AS FUCKING LIVING IT, ERGO SUICIDE WORTHY FOR LACK OF ANYTHING OF INTEREST HAPPENING.  FUCK YOU FOR KILLING PEOPLE WITH SUCH SHITTY LITERATURE YOU PIECES OF GARBAGE.  YOU HUMAN PARAQUATS.

ASSFUCK YOUR FACES.

Nick