November 25th, 2019 - Arizona

Dear TNY,

“Arizona” is trash.  840ish words in and I quit.  Epistolary block text from a writer to a celebrity, and the writer uses first and last name?  No fucking way. 

Oh man, I just typed a shit ton of words about something I did want to talk about.  Then I realized that no matter what I say to you, you’re just another fucking rejection, just by lack of response. And today, I don’t have to do that. So I shouldn’t even waste my time.

Here’s to being super glad I don’t have the vivid and unrealistic illusions you do about your literary merit, taste, and influence on others’ lives (that matter; fit readers know that you are a trashmonger).  I can sit here and just as vividly imagine what a piece of shit I am and then, I know this is weird, I can make behavior changes that affect the people in my lives for the better.  What a motherfucking concept.

As my youngest would say: Get die.

Nick