Dear TNY, today is my last full day here in sunny SoCal and I just got done reading “The Shape of a Teardrop”…

Dear TNY, hola amigos! I’m in SoCal right now and I just read “The Crooked House”…

Dear TNY, I can’t even explain what a strange turn my life has taken this week, and you give me “Good-Looking”…

Dear TNY, “Casting Shadows”, thanks for this oxymoron…

Dear TNY, I’m glad storytime is over with Grandpa, because that’s exactly what “A Wrinkle in the Realm” sounds like…

Dear TNY, it’s a new Monday and I’m in a new place doing new work and reading “The Wind”…

Dear TNY, it cannot be overstated how fucking terrible “A Challenge You Have Overcome” is…

Dear TNY, Jesus Christ is “Blushes” bad…

Dear TNY, for the first story of 2021 you chose “The Rivals”…

Dear TNY, tig ol’ biddies and a slobbery dong! It’s time to celebrate three motherfucking years of FTNY! Bang bang…

Dear TNY, whoa. I don’t even know what “Acting Class” is…

Dear TNY, nearing the end of another abysmal year from you, and you match that quality with “Our Lady of the Quarry”…

Dear TNY, holy fuck, no way could I finish “Rwanda”…

Dear TNY, Blah blah blah, “Dietrologia”, blah blah blah…

Dear TNY, fresh off of last week’s reading debacle (on my part) and you’ve brought me “The Winged Thing”…

Dear TNY, what a tale I have today about “The Old Man in the Piazza”.…

Dear TNY, Finally, a story with a title I can get behind: “Hansa and Gretyl and Piece of Shit”…

Dear TNY, Another week, another story; this one is “Ghoul”…

Dear TNY, I’m not sure what to say about “A for Alone”…

Dear TNY, “Nettle”. Fuck…