Dear TNY, The best part about “The Coast of Leitrim” is the donut I was eating whilst I read it…

Dear TNY, “The Rise and Rise of Annie Clark” is a brilliant fucking title…

Dear TNY, I did not finish “When We Were Happy We Had Other Names”… 

Dear TNY, Here’s the thing about “Poor Girl”:  It sucks…

Dear TNY, Fuck my face with this “Cecilia Awakened” bullshit…

Dear TNY, So I am a day late to “Audition” and I can honestly say that whatever I did yesterday (which was filled with substantial happiness, BTW) was better than this shit…

Dear TNY, “The Wind Cave.”  Fuck shit assface cock dick fuckwad ass shitstain…

Dear TNY, “Ways and Means”?  No, thank you. 

Dear TNY, “A Refugee Crisis.”  Jesus fuck is it honest.

Dear TNY, Rock Springs is in my top five favorite short story collections…

Dear TNY, I wanted to let you know that “I Walk Between the Raindrops” is reaffirming my previous assumptions about your policies on name-based publishing…

Dear TNY, Just wasted my time with “Now More Than Ever”.  Thanks for that…

Dear TNY, Well color me shocked because I just read “Under the Wave” and I don’t hate it…

Dear TNY, Another Monday, another story.  This time it’s “The First World”…

Dear TNY, Fuck you for thinking “The Luck of Kokura” is literature…

Dear TNY, I was shocked to find out that the last big dump of stories you published were for something called “The Fiction Issue”…

Dear TNY, I couldn’t be bothered to finish "Fungus”…

Dear TNY, Thanks for the airport literature that is “Orange World”…

Dear TNY, Ugh.  “Silver Tiger.”  Are you fucking kidding…

Dear TNY, Sometimes we find the right story…