Dear TNY, I just burned through “Color and Light” and what I want to say is…fuck yes…

Dear TNY, Fuck you for publishing “All Will Be Well”. 

Dear TNY, My first thought as I bellied up to “The Starlet Apartments” was that I was glad for a week off.

Dear TNY, I did not read most of “The Confession” if I’m honest…

Dear TNY, I know I’m supposed to remain impartial to the author, but when I see TC Boyle’s name below one of your newly published stories I wince; and I winced for “Asleep at the Wheel”…

Dear TNY, Holy fucking shit, are you serious with this “What Can You Do with a General” shit…

Dear TNY, I cannot even begin to describe the emotional turmoil I am currently in, so I was really looking forward to “Cream” as a distraction from it…

Dear TNY, It’s a Monday and I have been crawling on the floor all day lofting a boat and now I’m eating cod and shrimp and writing to you about “Do Not Stop”… 

Dear TNY, There is absolutely no way I am wasting any more time on “All Rivers”… 

Dear TNY, So I’m a bit late on “Philosophy of the Foot.”  No matter, though…

Dear TNY, Well, we did it.  One year.  Forty-nine story reviews.  Here’s what I can say…

Dear TNY, “Acceptance Journey” is a big bowl of nothing fucking happens.  Cool story, bro…

Dear TNY, So, “Time for the Eyes to Adjust” eh…

Dear TNY, I don’t get “Chaunt”…   

Dear TNY, You are, once again, a massive waste of my time.  This particular tune was “The Frog King”…

Dear TNY, I honestly wish I could unread “Show Recent Some Love”…

Dear TNY, “Cattle Praise Song”.  I’ll never get that time back…

Dear TNY, “Backpack” is a runner right from the start…

Dear TNY, “Waugh”.  I don’t know what to say.  It’s not terrible.  But it didn’t break my heart. 

Dear TNY, I really enjoyed how short “Flaubert Again” was…